Houston, we have a problem...

...and that's Yao Ming, but we'll discuss this later (and will trade him soon).
Anyway, the real problem is the new gm, an elderly nut who has made us an offer we could not refuse.
So, from now on the Houston Rockets will belong to a certain nelgai, an unknown italian guy who claims he knows how to run a team and take it to the play off. But he said this after he drunk in a single, terrific slug a whole bottle of vodka, and he had some strangely white powder all over his nose. And there were hoes all around. So, we still allow ourselves to have some reservations about his credibility.

Anyway, we'll have time during this unpredictable season to discuss this obnoxious person.
Now, first things first. Let's start talking about our roster.

The Backcourt





- Aaron Brooks
Most improved player of last season, great shooter, not so great passer but with a bright future in the franchise, he could even become as famous as his renowned father Mel.





- Kyle Lowry
Aggressive defender and big hearthed player, one of the gm favourites, he was rumoured to leave the team in the offseason because of his will to be a starter. But, then, you know, we talked him into staying and stop complainin'.





- Kevin Martin
Whispy fellow, we'll need his ability to score, hoping that those 2k shitty programmers will give him a shot release that lasts more than jenna jameson's virginity





- Jermaine Taylor
He is a semi-retired American professional boxer and former undisputed middleweight champion. He made his professional boxing debut in 2001 and won his first 25 bouts, which included victories over former champions Raúl Márquez and William Joppy. On July 16, 2005, Taylor defeated Bernard Hopkins to win the undisputed middleweight championship, claiming The Ring magazine middleweight championship and the middleweight titles from the four major boxing organizations.
'Cause, c'mon, who gives a fuck about the ball player?





- Ishmael Smith
We have to admit it: we do not know shit about him. But we've hired the right person to find who he is and what he looks like.




last and even least, Yao Ming's penis. Cause we're talking about smalls.
And here's the picture = .

Stay tuned for the next update, the swingmen

Great article(s)/blog/franchise/whtevr
Lovely how photos go from 60x45 pixels to 700x500

Ishmael Smith FTW...

lol @ this thread. Again, brilliant use of photos. I admire the time and creativity of this and the Bucks thread.

i'm overwhelmed with work, like a nineteenth century ho during the miners' wage day.
but come this week end and i'll be a free man again for at least a couple of weeks and i'll update this thread.